2020

How fast time flies in a charmed life. So many changes and wallet drains that I couldn’t possibly list them all in a single blog entry, so let’s go over the highlights and future plans, shall we ?

The biggest change in 2019 is that I moved to the west coast for a little bit to enjoy the weather, the ocean and the high gas prices ( that you pay for ) It’s been lovely exploring new nature shit, and meeting new people. I’m not sure the west coast is for Me in the long run, but for right now I’m enjoying every single moment !!!

My girls @jadedhalo_ and @mskatiesavage flew out to visit and we spent A LOT of your money and had the best times – from hiking to cocktails and so much laughing, I always love hosting My girlfriends. I think we definitely get AB work outs just from the sheer amount of laughter that happens. of course, we spend some time comparing stories of boys and sharing giggles and tricks of the trade 😛 plotting against you is always so much more fun when you share it with your Girl Crew. feel free to pay for their airline tickets AGAIN to come f*ck it up again !

#WLB has been on fire for the last half a year. spending thousands of dollars ( 13k plus ) on Me and My magical whims. $15,000 ( and counting ) for Birthmas alone, which means he beat ankle biter’s $13.8k all cash Birthmas Tribute from 2018. IMPRESSIVE. you can bet My panties have been wet ALL of 2020 so far :D. HAHAHAHAHA. one of the BEST most amazing gifts was this new sex toy that literally is the BEST thing EVER made. LOL. see ? along with cash, its the little things … like amazing sex robots. LOL

another #Birthmas highlight was #spendy. spendy has been around as a financial slave for many years, he comes thru every few years and drops a substantial amount of cash, and promptly disappears. I believe the last hard wallet thumping I gave him could be … 4-5 years ago. but alas … they can NEVER stay away from the AG. he started with a quick $300 tribute on My NITEFLIRT to speak, and almost instantly knew it was him …. and thus began a wallet spanking that left Me breathless, and happy. just under $10,000 in about 3 hours – that included a new MacBook Pro, and a Revolve shopping spree. maxing him out like his credit limit going BALLS deep into that wallet and pulling out MAGIC. it’s the only thing IN your pants that is actually magic if we are being honest … right ? 😀 I f*cking LOVE it. I love the sacrifice, I LOVE that your dumb stick is dripping and leaking for Me, that you can’t help yourself and MUST spend. in that spirit of YOU spending and ME receiving, I decided that I would take a quick trip back to Thailand for a week and guess who paid ? it wasn’t ME !!! spendy came in clutch covering the airfare ( it would be better as business class though — seriously dig deep ) and My hotel stay and upgrade to My suite. he will also cover all the misc expenses, spa days, hair appointment, gas, parking for LAX etc. ANDDDD he sent $1k cash for spending. spendy is aptly named, dont you think ? it’s SO hot. OH and also another $900 Revolve order is on the way for the trip … but to be honest, last year I was naked most of the time … so HAHAHAHAH. spendy is obviously getting extra thailand content attention. be like spendy 😀 I’m going to wait to give My readers the TOTAL amount spent until after the trip …

I did not think I’d be going back to Asia again so soon, but I’m not mad about it. I love feeling the sun on My sun kissed skin, and floating endlessly in water. I’ve found in My life — the water has always re centered and re focused Me, and after the move to west coast, it’s something that I realized I need to find My motivation again. On a personal note, I lost My dog to cancer at the end of 2019 and that was a difficult loss. My boys were very supportive at the fast and expensive decline that is cancer, with tommy being incredibly supportive. he paid for MANY specialist appointments and even a wheelchair for her – but with her age, and the diagnosis I felt it was time to let her go. so I’m looking forward to some beach and relaxation time and to start 2020 in a positive, creative mindset. My last trip included a private huge villa with a massive private pool, in a very remote location, which just made leaving a pain so literally drained the mini bar out EVERY day that it ended up being an almost ridiculous total, so this year – I made sure I’m close to town, but away from the MOB and didn’t go as fancy with My accommodations, but I’m still very excited just to be back in Thailand. it’s quite an affordable destination if you don’t mind the longest plane ride of your life. LOL – again – you can upgrade Me to business class !!!!

tommy has made sure to keep Me happy with $1300 in Lululemon gc’s and took very good care of Me while Abby was sick, and in the last few months he’s been as consistent as he’s ever been, which is surprising since he was one of My first boys online yearssss ago. he’s been sending pretty much as I demand, which has been very satisfying <3 to about 9k — but there is a dark horse that appeared though, and I really enjoy chatting and draining him — hi bob :D. bob always gives one of My tribute methods a really good hot work out. I love that I can DM him and poof he appears eager and weak for AG. I plan to use him often !!!

of course, there are hundreds of tributes received thru 2019, but you know I’m covered in that Bad Bitch sauce, so you know I’m always thriving.

in other news, I plan to drift from OnlyFans and start focusing on AVN in the very near future. pay walls seem to be necessary with the crack down on SW’s and just the constant free wanking that you boys THINK you deserve. you don’t deserve to want, or orgasm. you PAY for that. you don’t get to admire Me or worship ME for free. so My social media is mainly are throwbacks and classics. new content will always be behind paywalls or sent directly from Me, unless I upload a PPV on Niteflirt. you NEVER get anything for free.

maybe next entry I’ll include some photos 😀

- THE AG -

It’s 2019

and I’ve decided to give you a blog !!!

I don’t even know where to begin … so much has happened and is happening that I can’t possibly go into all the details, so as usual you get a summary and you’ll be fuckin happy about it, males.

Thailand. How can I describe Thailand ? My first time, and using My newly acquired dual citizen passport was EXCITING !!! I flew business class direct to Phuket and had a car waiting to pick Me up. I ended up extending My trip because it was THAT amazing. the weather was incredible — 87 degrees sunny and NOT that humid every single day I was there. I don’t remember sleeping that much at all. Let’s talk about My Villa though — beautiful outdoor bathroom, where most of My time was spent, with My own private pool. I didn’t spend that much time inside the villa at all except to sleep a few hours here and there. My marble bathtub was filled with Lush bath bombs EVERY single night, and I swam naked most of the time. EVERYTHING went perfectly, not even a small hitch in any plans. ventured out to Patong Beach one night and didn’t get back to resort until almost 5am !!! I ate sooo much AMAZING THAI FOOD, cleaned out the mini bar like every single day. the bill of course was NOT paid for by ME 😀 that was ag_owned’s job and he PAID so hard this year. I think the end of trip bill was like $2200 or something. I don’t think that it was THAT bad considering it was 7 or 8 days in fuckin PARADISE. it as literally the best vacation I’ve ever had. I relaxed and sunned My buns and chilled.

  • so relaxing
  • perfect villa for Goddess
  • rose all day
  • sunsets on your dime
  • you pay for My happy life
  • every single night
  • what would you give ?
  • last day !
  • view from bedroom
  • you can thank Me with cash
  • AG forever !

Can you imagine Me – just walking around naked, sun kissed and tipsy ? you wish you were there serving Me and My side piece don’t you ? It’s only natural you serve the natural order of things. you’re a weak male who loves to be humiliated by a beautiful Woman. ACCEPT your fate – and one day you too can pay for My best life experiences. that’s your GIFT, bitch.

Also, upon coming back to the dreary midwest, I decided NOW is the time to make movessssss to making My life even more golden and decided to move to CA in June. so I’m purging and packing up My giant house and getting the FUCK outta here. I’m so excited to be near WATER year round and the diversity and liberal lifestyle that I’ve been missing.

In January I went to visit KATIE SAVAGE in Texas for a weekend, it had been TOO long since we got together for giggles. we didn’t have a lot of time together, but she will probably be My first guest to CA where we really can get downnnnn. I lost My wallet that weekend, which made for an interesting airport visit, but all went well. the weather was amazing there, and I had the cutest airbnb ( that I didn’t pay for — actually I had a GC from airbnb for like 3 years from aussie admirer that I had been holding on to ) I think we got lost, I yelled at My side piece and drank My face off. another fun weekend LOL — I also went to CA for a weekend and was also on the hunt for a new side piece. LOL #pettyastheycome

Oh yeah here is some BIRTHMAS cash … I think it was close to $14k 😀

I put up some new NITEFLIRT GOODY BAGS and you can buy them HERE ! and remember, instead of TRYING to slide into My DM’s on TWITTER — you can text chat with Me HERE. I’m also thinking about bringing back #FriWorshipCam, so keep your dumb eyes peeled on My Twitter to find out when that will be happening you lucky wallets. My infamous WISHLIST is still poppin, however, with the move – I won’t be that focused on it, but you can ALWAYS send Me Amazon GC’s — they are always accepted.

That’s it for now My weak readers — usually I would list off ALL the numerous gifts and tributes, but I can’t be bothered by that tbh – so now it’s time to do your JOB and maybe I’ll get you an update sooner than six months later 😀 making ME happy makes your dumbstick happy, bitch.

AG

- THE AG -