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Catching you up ….

HELLO ! I’m back from My mini trip home to see My family obviously, and time to get you freaks an update before your pea sized brains explode from only have My twitter feed to read !

Let’s start with My trip and how My agsbitch paid up another $500 for tickets and My little sissybear for paying for MY flight upgrades to Business class, I do hate to fly coach and if it’s available I will always upgrade when I do online checkin 24 hours before My flight. It’s very silly to actually BUY business class when booking the trip because 8 times out of 10 there will ALWAYS be business class seats ! tommy kicked in $250 for being AWESOMESAUCE as usual too. It was a short relaxing trip with PERFECT breezy florida weather – I’d like to get back down there by Myself in April just to spend some more quality time with Mom and Dad though, so you boys need to work on that ASAP.

chevronbikini — new luli chevron bikini from #1

Originally I went vegetarian on Feb 16th, but two people told Me to watch Forks Over Knives so I watched it, and in that moment I went vegan – I had already told My mom that I went vegetarian and her head was in a tizzy trying to figure out what to make Me for meals, so I decided that when I go on vacation or out to eat with friends that I would allow Myself to flex to vegetarian if there were no vegan options, so while I was there I filled up on cheeeeeeese ( totally bad for you ) but I stayed away from ice cream ( My Dad is an ice cream NUT ! ) and had vegetarian lasagna and spicy black bean burgers and the rest of the time just ate fruits and veggies. Since I had about 5 days of vegan goodness before I left, I could totally feel Myself going into a sluggish mode by the end of the trip, so that really tells Me something about My banging body – I can completely feel a change in the way I think AND feel, so that’s proof enough for Me ! I know My twitter feed has been NOTHING but preachy vegan diet tips and articles – so I started another twitter feed @TheVeganBeauty if you’d like to follow My progress. I’m also saving ALL the recipes that I’ve used so far in this crazy food adventure – so I ask you readers … should I start a vegan blog ????? Comments appreciated !

I’d also like to mention that before I went to Florida at the end of Jan with My bestie I weighed in at 108 and I had been working out daily for about 28 days before I left – I saw some serious changes in My body, but when I came BACK from florida, I fell off the wagon and had only worked out about four times, but I did go vegetarian and then vegan. I haven’t really been on the scale very much, but the last few days I’ve been on it .. and wow – I’m a little gobsmacked, because I am weighing in at 104 !!!! and I have barely worked out ! so I think I’ll start working out 2-3 times max a week just to keep MY perfect tone and call it fucking GOOD ! I remember in the doc Vegucated that you cant NEVER be overweight by having a plant based whole foods diet -I am now a believer !!!!! 😀

Ok, let Me think by memory who’s been good to ME lately as deserved. aussieoinkers came back with a lovely $300 order from amazon including this insanely hot red bikini that could NEVER be worn outside lol – he’s aching for ME to send him another pair of MY worn panties I bet, seriously, who wouldn’t ? HAHAH jerkoff paid $300 but now is CRYING bc I won’t do another custom for him for less than $250. HAHAHAH oh well LOSER, you keep jerking and I’ll keep being PERFECT. that lying annoying disgusting slut has paid off like $900 to Me, but still owes Me like $1800 and won’t be talking to ME until its fully paid – he can send all the annoying long winded emails he likes – but that shit IS NOT HAPPENING until PAID OFF you dumb loser. OF COURSE MY #1 has kept Me happy with $2200 so far this month in cash, and also he will be paying on MY ( his lol ) bills this week as well – electric, gas and cell phone. IT IS SO AMAZING TO BE ME !! he also picked up this SWEET Juicy bag that I had on My wishlist before Christmas and when I visited Meggerz she had one, so I got to feel it up and put it BACK on the list, and My perfect #1 picked that up for ME =) I loveeeee when he shops for Me ! yummy fucking YUMMMMMMY. dumb bob picked up My whole foods grocery shopping trips this week of $240 and cuckface picked up the al fresco LUNCH I had with My girls MsKatieSavage and LuxxuryPrincess yesterday ! I SHOULD NEVER PAY A DIME — that’s your JOB drones. My AAA came back with $300 that he owed ME and is due back on his TRIBUTE schedule TODAY of $400. Also new boy mickey is trying HARD to impress Me with $500 via clipvia and venmo ! I’m trying to think – and I’m sure I’ve missed a few of you – which is par for the course. HAHHA

I think I am the first Domme online to have her Ipad 3 ordered and ready to go ! hahhahha agsbitch knows he is MY APPLE BITCH !!!! His first EVER gift to Me was the Ipad first generation !!! ( got a second one from akturk a few weeks later for My davey ) and he’s purchased ALL My Iphones and now Ipad 3. bahahhaha. YES.

I am in LOVE with Apple products as most of you know. Next on the list is AppleTV and also the actual APPLE TV. HAHHAHA neither will be released for a hot minute though so save your dollars for TheAG ! HAHHAHA ! what is My next goal for My AGsbitch ? HAHAHAHA he knows what that is and its ALL ABOUT CASSSSHHHHH !!! yummmmy yum.

I will leave you with some amazing images to worship and DROOL over – SPEND SPEND SPEND

bootie1 — you can’t handle this ass except to PAY IT

prettytoes — you will DO anything for these pretty toes

prettygirl — what have you done lately for TheAG ?! DO MORE and MORE

CLIPVIA TRIBUTE

LEGENDARY AMAZON WISHLIST

hey losers, you should also sign up for Amazon Prime so you can get FREE two day shipping on MOST items you send Me anyways – its $79 a year and WELL WORTH IT – your first month is FREE.

- THE AG -

It has been a little while …

… since I’ve done an update 😀

I had a GREAT time in Florida all on razzle dazzle and My sissybear who paid for My business class upgrades 😀 Our junior penthouse suite was pretty small, great views, and we didn’t really spend too much time inside the room anyways ! It was perfect to have a little mini vacation, the weather was amazinggggg the entire stay – middle 70s which is perfect for what I wanted to do anyways — NOTHING except lay in the sun and EAT !!!!! I was rewarding Myself for doing 28 days of straight fitness ! My bestie and I met up with MEGGERZandTwistedToesfor the day while we were there and had SO much fun. Four bitchy, spoiled and demanding females in bikini’s ? it was like a SUB’S dreammmmmmmm. There have been some rumors about Meggerz going around the net for a while, and I can tell you – she’s REALLY cool.

When I returned – I had friends from Michigan that came in for a long weekend so it was BUSY and hectic, and then there was My davey’s Birthday and headed to the Immortal Tour VIP which was amazing. Would I see it again ? probably not, the regular Cirque shows are MUCH better, but what’s $252 a ticket ? NOTHING 😀

It calmed down for a little bit, and then headed straight into STL Mardi Gras. People ask why STL for the 2nd largest ( obviously New Orleans is first lol ) party in the country ? and to be honest I have no idea. It has something to do with the man who founded this area being french and all that. We actually have a french creole, this IS the gateway to the west, but even as I write and reread that it should make zero sense to you, but screw it. On Friday before the Grand Parade, they close down the city I live in and essentially it’s an island and you can’t get in or out, unless you walk it out ! My verrrrry pretty friend MsKatieSavage had her bonita girlfriend in from PR so I had a houseful – this is My first Mardi Gras because even though I used to live downtown, I would NEVER go to this thing bc it’s always FREEZING, and as most of you know, I can’t stand stupid drunk people and I def showed that on saturday evening, because at that point My patience went to ZERO and I let a Cunt know about it. so let’s just say it got ROWDY at that point.

The picture above was right before we watched a girl get RAN over by a golf cart, and the entire time this bitch HELD ONTO HER PHONE and kept talking. talent or drunk ? we laughhhhhhhhed.

Usually I would post a brag blog, but so far this entry is long enough so that will wait until the next time I guess My pretty little money bitches ….

I’m headed BACK to Florida on March 4th for another four days, but this time davey is coming with ME and we will be visiting My parents down in south florida. I am MORE excited about that than My trip with bestie ! They live in a GIANT old people aka snowbird neighborhood, it’s one of those that they put maybe 7 or 8 neighborhoods that connect together. I LOVE going there, the pool is always empty, and it’s nothing but a small dog parade and verrrrry quiet =) everyone thank razzle dazzle for taking care of THAT airfare too. bahahhahaha. speaking of razzle dazzle … his two next assignments are — Ipad3 and $4,000. hahhahahaha 😀

I’ve had My Niteflirt lines on lately, but then I forget to turn them off at night, and it seems like you freaks only call at 1am ! I’m also thinking about releasing this cache of 10 clips that I have to c4sale, NF and Clipvia – I’m still thinking about it, but before I do that, I’ll be hiring a company that specializes in getting pirated clips off the net so I don’t have that issue, that’s the reason I’ve never really done them because I don’t want My shit all over the place. I’m still thinking about it — you should convince Me with MORE $$$$$$$.

The 3D camera I got from #1 is awesome, however, the files it makes are HUGE, even for short 1 or 2 minute reward clips. I need to do some research on that end of it before I start utilizing it fully.

As a reminder My perfectly damaged moneyslaves …. this is not about YOU. As much as your ego is being stomped on, sometimes it rears its ugly head, and its MY job to shove it back into the dirt where you belong. My money is NOT be tampered with. SOME of you I just don’t care enough to mess with. your stupid dirty lies are transparent, and it just becomes a waiting game. I hate liars and I HATE boys that THINK they are on super friendly terms with Me – long term or not, if the MONEY isn’t coming forth like it SHOULD BE, there is ZERO reason for Me to talk to you. I am first and foremost a FINANCIAL DOMME — NOT your friend or your buddy. I’m the fucking BANK so make your deposit.

I am a few items until 4100 Purchased on My Amazon Wishlist — get Me there by end of the weekend 😀 I really need to STOP getting sooooo many pressies all the time. CASH always makes ME happier and deeply satisfied. make a note of that. CASH = ATTENTION – Oh and AAA owes Me at LEAST $200 !