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What’s this still doing here ?

Yes.  It’s Me.  TheAG finally updating a little bit.  I can’t stress enough that I now hate blogging, and I never thought I would say that, there is nothing like talking about ME all the time, but that’s what I have Twitter for !  I think LIVE updates are better than reading blogs !  Maybe I’ll password protect the blog soon – that way I don’t have to see oodles of emails asking if I have gone away …. If you drones have twitter, you’d be able to KEEP UP, which is more than I can say for your wallets !

I don’t even know where to begin !  I’ve been hanging out with My vanilla neighbors more than I usually socialize with people and I GUESS this was My idea ( according to the host )  I mentioned that I was excited to carve pumpkins this year because I have an actual place outside to put them, as opposed to the last four years in the old loft, bc it was a loft building, I had a hallway to an elevator, so I never put pumpkins out.  A week later I receive an email from neighbor saying she’s having a pumpkin carving bbq !  lol.  It was a lot of fun, carved a lot of pumpkins and this was Mine :

Until the next day when a squirrel got his little teeth into it and then it looked like this :

ARrrrrrrrgggggg.  This is the same squirrel that up until a week ago, liked to come to My third floor and come in the window, and dig around in one of My plants throwing dirt all over the place.  At least, I think it’s the same little squirrel.   or squirrel family !  pffffft.

I’ve done a lot of fun things … went to The Darkness Haunted House and Lemp Brewery Haunted House with MsPerfectPeds.  The Lemp Brewery one was sooooo scary.  If you also read this blog, you know that we also spent the night in the mansion/bedandbreakfast twice last year !   I also went to Six Flags again for Fright Fest which was a LOT of fun to ride in the dark !

I was sick for about 8-9 days last month when My david got home from China … he was also sick so we were pretty miserable I have to say.

This is all boring to you minions isn’t it ?  Ok, let’s get down to why you come to My blog and wank your dumbsticks to the financial humiliation that I bring into your pathetic lives 😀

#1 is certainly getting most of My precious Attention, I love having dirty filthy kinky text conversations with My little one — I’ve been pimping him out and enjoying the rewards as usual.  he’s to be on his knees receiving COCK while I’m gaining more and more.  I’ve added up the bank transfers since April and he’s past 20k in CASH.  I think it’s time for a RAISE ! HAHHAHAHAHA 😀  of course this does NOT include the bills he pays and shopping on VS and Amazon.  HAHAHAHA.  I’ve got two HUGE goals for him to accomplish …. car and a 10k trip 😀  can My little cocksucker do it ?  YES SHE CAN. HAHAHHA

he also PAID My electric ($250) My gas (150) My Internet/Uverse ($210) and will be paying $150 on My Cell bill 😀 hahhahah  that’s of course only this month.   now how fucking HOT is that ??!! HAHHAHAHA  Last month because of davey’s China trip and verizon not having an international plan with them, the bill ballooned to over $600 and of course I sent AGfucktoy to take care of it :

hahahh speaking of AGfucktoy, he owes ME some serious CA$H that ass sniffing bitch !  he thinks I have forgotten, but I NEVER forget how much you drones OWE ME !!! and since I know he’s hiding because of that and the fuck hard wallet rape I gave him last month … it’s going to cost him even MORE.  Maybe I’ll just walk around his amazon account and OPPS maybe I’ll just take what I want. bahahhahahha.  How’s that reward clippie ? HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

AAA came by last month for his RELEASE and has had some personal issues that I will not share with you, he’s on a break with My knowledge …. I wonder how long I will make him wait this time for RELEASE ?  he would be better off to start saving those extra $$ while on break because I AM GOING TO TAKE IT 😀

Ooo and My little sole and ass lover marky came back for a HOT messy week of wishlist RAPE !!!!  I believe we ended it at 45 items ! HAHAHAH a few Greendots in there and PP as well …. then I got verrrry sick and couldn’t keep up the pace .. can you believe it ?  I must have been VERRRRRRY sick ! lol here are SOME of the pressies …

2 of these gliders and a table

three of these wood blinds 😀

the sunglasses above are from bingie … whom I enticed back for a pressie or two after I sent him My ASS clippie and had him BEGGING to spend. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAA  he also picked up this top and IPOD for My girl MsPerfectPeds for her Birthday, plus a $500 GD 😀

bingie 😀

The shyboy turned out to be a dud !  he basically has been being financially dominated without the label for the last few years over the net.  because he’s so shy, he can’t bring himself to even talk on the phone … anyways, clearly with My relentless and never ending greed, he couldn’t hang, so I let him out of it with $5,000 😀 ( Yes, both checks cleared 😀  I DO have his work information and all ! lol )

It pays to do some research on the Domme you wish to give your financial accounts to.  It’s MORE than clear on My blog that I will settle for nothing less than total happiness for MYSELF.  If you can’t hang … get the fuck on … you can’t expect ME to convince you do you ? LOL.

Other pressies have included $$ from My sissybear for Six Flags and these cute tops

Also cuckface got the supreme chance to pay for a Cirque Du Soleil VIP package of course for The Immortal Tour Michael Jackson in Feb for davey’s Birthday 😀 bahahhaha.  $250 per VIP ticket !!!!  It’s been a few years since the last time I saw a show, so I’m very excited.  I also went VIP then as well ….what do you expect ? HAHHAHAHHA – Section A bitchesssssss 😀  verrrry excited for that fun night.

My First Anniversary was on October 10th 😀  and it was wonderful !  he surprised Me with breakfast and then a ride on a helicopter over the city !  It was romantic and silly all at the same time.

Botanical Gardens where we got married.

More pressie from My #1 too —

Not pictured are two amazing Guess? jackets in red and black that I adoreeeeee !!!   I also received some amazinggggg Frye flats from twitter admirer.  they are amazing.   I think I have 7 more pairs of shoes and boots coming this week — three of which are from footwanker who’s BACK 😀 bahahhaha.  I can’t wait for these amazing Fergie boots from My #1 either !  less than $200 quite the deal ! HAHHAHAHHAHA

I  thought I’d bring out My favorite boots for fall for you money fetish slaves to drool over as well

I know you can’t resist My perfect smooth soles.  I know you can’t resist My perfect legs.  I know for SURE you minions can’t resist MY PERFECT Ass.  What are you waiting for ?  Tribute, Serve and be happy in knowing you bring a smile to My face … while I laugh … and take what’s MINE.

My Amazon Wishlist is up to 3672 items PURCHASED !!!!  It needs to be at 3700 PRONTO !!!!  BUY BUY  BUY .. and it’s the end of the month … so you should be clicking on MY CLIPVIA TRIBUTE LINK to PAY PAY PAY !!!!  😀

I know I’m missing a few of you … guess you will need to step it up.  Start with the above demands 😀 peter sent $100 and jj sent $200 ( but until he sends more, I’m not speaking to him. hahhahah ) mike sent $100 and then I forgot about him …. so I’ll be talking to him this week as well.

- THE AG -

Oh, you’re still here ….

I’m finally moved in, unpacked and pretty much done with My new space.  I went to Michigan for a wedding and came back and started packing right into the move !  The moving company wrongly estimated the cost of My move ( I don’t move My own stuff ! ) and it ended up costing YOU losers double what was estimated.  My boys #1 and bingie came through and made it much easier by picking up the nearly $1,000 moving tab !  HAHAH that’s ridiculously hot.

Yes, you heard Me right — bingie WAS back, but has already disappeared into the wind again.  I’m SURE I’ll see him again near My BIRTHMAS !!!  As usual he stepped up to the plate and spoiled his GODDESS a lot.   he bought SOOOO many things for My new place.  HAHAHAHA I demand, and I get, that’s how it goes.  I haven’t taken many photos of the pressies that have arrived but I’m back on the ball, so no more slacking for ME ( or YOU )  let’s see — this binge was about $8,000 with gifts and GreedDots.  HAHAHAHA.  I love LOVE taking advantage of him to the fullest extent.

table and chairs from whiney

I wish I had taken screen shots of the GreedDots from bingie !!! I loveee these black label Ralph Lauren’s he got Me, and he also got Me this really fabulous cross body bag that I’ve been rocking every day.  I LOVEEEE it.  OH and by the way, did you know that Tiffany&Co makes handbags and small leather goods now ?  well now you do, and I WANT !

from bingie
from My sissybear. don’t you just LOVE these ?

Of course My NUMBER 1 has been faithfully depositing $1000 every week into MY bank account.  that’s only the CASH — he also shops for Me nearly every week and pays MOST of My bills.  Do you know how much I detest bills ?  I switched to Uverse this week so that will save you minions about $100 a month for the next six months.  Aren’t I sweet to think about your budgets ? HAHAHHAHAAHHA.

#1 is always pleasing ME !!!
#1 loves to see Me stocked in VS !
#1 loves to buy ME apple products <3

Ooo My fucktoy went on OVERLOAD last month and it was INSANELYYYYYYYYYYY hot.  he overdosed on MY Perfect images and My taunting words — manipulation at its best … and THIS was My cut. HAHAHHAHAHAH I LOVE CLIPVIA.

fucktoy overdoses on AG !!!!

AAA came back 😀  I loveee talking to this boytoy.  he’s so much fun.  he’s about the only one I let ” poke fun ” at Me. lol.  thats what happens when you are loyal, you get to speak to ME like a person not just your Owner, and of course it yielded Me $900 in GD’s.  HAHAHAH LOVE it.  he stays off YIM now bc he’s so scared he will get sucked into MY BOOBIES bc he lovessss them ! HAHAHHAHA.  My sissybear shopped his little panties off this summer buying several dresses and tops and the above sparkly shoes along with many Amazon GC’s.  that’s how I love it.

dress by MY sissybear !
Don’t you love seeing these boxes arrive ??? from bingie
from bingie. every day wear 😛
handbag organizer from bingie. and this was AFTER the purge

My favorite gift is from agpayvictim 😀  remember how I blogged that since I wasn’t going on a trip in October that I was going to assign him a big pressie ?  I love to give him GOALS to work towards instead of taking $50 or $100 here and there.  I then give him time to catch back up on his CC bill and then of course spend it all over again 😛 HAHAHHAHAHA

agpayvictim gets VICTIMIZED

and what did I BUY with that 1k amazon gc ????  HAHAHAHA arent you DYING to know ?  well My 3rd TV of course !!!!!  This one is 3D LED Samsung flatscreen.  it’s a.m.a.z.i.n.g !!!!!!! I also picked up some 3D glasses !  I loveeee this tv.  I though I didn’t want a TV up in My Mistress Suite ( the entire second floor ! ) but at My old loft, I had My desktop in the dining room essentially, but now I put it up there and when I sit up there I feel REALLY cut off and music wasn’t cutting it, so I decided I wanted a new TV and a new TV I got !!! HAHAHHAHAHA just another AG victim 😛

who’s a victim ? agpayvictim is !
all set up !!!! HAHAHAH LOVE IT

I’m punishing JJ for his slutty behavior again.  so far it’s cost him $600 in Amazon GCs.  going to POOR imitations of ME because I’m too busy ignoring you isn’t how to get on My good side, and you will be punished 😀  HAHAHHA I promised him a clippie weeks ago then I found out he was giving away MY money to princess pikachu, not a lot like $150. ( HAHAH I wipe My ass with that kind of chump change. ) so on punishment he goes.  he told Me tonight how very scary he thinks I am.  LOLOL.  Don’t mess with the victim maker bitch 😀

luli bikini from bingie. My favorite of the YEAR for sure.  adorable
you will never have Me, you can ONLY pay Me
BEACH TOES. wanna lick ?
I am better than you.

A few weeks ago I got what I thought was a pretty generic copy and paste email asking to serve and for more information.  #1 I thought that it was just that a spam copy and paste and #2 – I was moving so I didn’t have time for dribble ( when do I ever have time for dribble ? LOL ) so I didn’t respond and ignored.  generally if I ignore an email its because I don’t think you are REALLY trying to get My attention.  I’ve actually made this mistake before with agpayvictim.  he used to IM Me often with a moneyslave id, which is always a red flag for Me — and I would call him fake and a time waster.  lol and I was obviously wrong, but he kept trying to convince Me, and convince Me he did ( we are going on two years now ) SO, anyways, this boy sent Me the email again a few days ago and I answered, and found out it wasn’t a copy and paste but a genuine interest in serving Me.  its good to be humbled once in a while 😛  So we spent most of the day emailing back and forth and I’m confident in saying I’m going to dip My fingers into his 401k SOON , BUT I dont want to ruin him, so I’m just going to be NICE and take a pretty chunk of it.  I’m thinking 10k, or 15k.  YEP.  this is HAPPENING minions.  I am afterall, the victim maker !!!!!!  I’ve enjoyed emailing and talking to him today, and he of course sent an initial tribute and given Me a budget in spreadsheet form, which I loveeeeee, and bank and 401k balances.  its ON bitches 😀 I haven’t named him yet …. he’s so polite, so something along those lines.  I could’ve easily demanded $1k off the bat, but that’s not needed at the moment … slow and steady wins the race.

My infamous wishlist is up to 3540 items Purchasedand only growing.  I’m back to almost 100 items unpurchased.  lol I had it down to 80, but it zoomed back up now that I’m settled in to the new place, which by the way I fucking LOVEEEEE and of course My #1 takes care of the payments 😀 I reallllllly want those adarondiack chairs and little table for MY balcony, so SOMEONE needs to get those for ME asap !!!!  

little marky came out for a few moments and bought Me some things and sent some tributes …. but he’s in the hurricane and has no power, so Im worried about him and hope everything goes OK.

so thats MY last month in a nutshell.  I have a pretty GRAND life yes ? YES.

- THE AG -