and I’ve decided to give you a blog !!!

I don’t even know where to begin … so much has happened and is happening that I can’t possibly go into all the details, so as usual you get a summary and you’ll be fuckin happy about it, males.

Thailand. How can I describe Thailand ? My first time, and using My newly acquired dual citizen passport was EXCITING !!! I flew business class direct to Phuket and had a car waiting to pick Me up. I ended up extending My trip because it was THAT amazing. the weather was incredible — 87 degrees sunny and NOT that humid every single day I was there. I don’t remember sleeping that much at all. Let’s talk about My Villa though — beautiful outdoor bathroom, where most of My time was spent, with My own private pool. I didn’t spend that much time inside the villa at all except to sleep a few hours here and there. My marble bathtub was filled with Lush bath bombs EVERY single night, and I swam naked most of the time. EVERYTHING went perfectly, not even a small hitch in any plans. ventured out to Patong Beach one night and didn’t get back to resort until almost 5am !!! I ate sooo much AMAZING THAI FOOD, cleaned out the mini bar like every single day. the bill of course was NOT paid for by ME 😀 that was ag_owned’s job and he PAID so hard this year. I think the end of trip bill was like $2200 or something. I don’t think that it was THAT bad considering it was 7 or 8 days in fuckin PARADISE. it as literally the best vacation I’ve ever had. I relaxed and sunned My buns and chilled.

Can you imagine Me – just walking around naked, sun kissed and tipsy ? you wish you were there serving Me and My side piece don’t you ? It’s only natural you serve the natural order of things. you’re a weak male who loves to be humiliated by a beautiful Woman. ACCEPT your fate – and one day you too can pay for My best life experiences. that’s your GIFT, bitch.

Also, upon coming back to the dreary midwest, I decided NOW is the time to make movessssss to making My life even more golden and decided to move to CA in June. so I’m purging and packing up My giant house and getting the FUCK outta here. I’m so excited to be near WATER year round and the diversity and liberal lifestyle that I’ve been missing.

In January I went to visit KATIE SAVAGE in Texas for a weekend, it had been TOO long since we got together for giggles. we didn’t have a lot of time together, but she will probably be My first guest to CA where we really can get downnnnn. I lost My wallet that weekend, which made for an interesting airport visit, but all went well. the weather was amazing there, and I had the cutest airbnb ( that I didn’t pay for — actually I had a GC from airbnb for like 3 years from aussie admirer that I had been holding on to ) I think we got lost, I yelled at My side piece and drank My face off. another fun weekend LOL — I also went to CA for a weekend and was also on the hunt for a new side piece. LOL #pettyastheycome

Oh yeah here is some BIRTHMAS cash … I think it was close to $14k 😀

I put up some new NITEFLIRT GOODY BAGS and you can buy them HERE ! and remember, instead of TRYING to slide into My DM’s on TWITTER — you can text chat with Me HERE. I’m also thinking about bringing back #FriWorshipCam, so keep your dumb eyes peeled on My Twitter to find out when that will be happening you lucky wallets. My infamous WISHLIST is still poppin, however, with the move – I won’t be that focused on it, but you can ALWAYS send Me Amazon GC’s — they are always accepted.

That’s it for now My weak readers — usually I would list off ALL the numerous gifts and tributes, but I can’t be bothered by that tbh – so now it’s time to do your JOB and maybe I’ll get you an update sooner than six months later 😀 making ME happy makes your dumbstick happy, bitch.

AG

Hello My admirers !!  A long awaited update is in order – how very fortunate for you !

I’ve completed in 362 days what I set out to do when I left for Seoul last Nov.   I now have My dual citizenship and am a holder of USA and SoKo passport !!!  I wanted to of course celebrate this achievement that cost you boys tens of thousands of dollars and MY time and decided to go on a vacation within My vacation to Thailand over ” Thanksgiving ”  I’ve rented a beautiful private villa for 6 days of total relaxation, beach and warm weather.     It’s already been reimbursed of course, and I’ll be upgrading My flight to business class as soon as AG_owned gets Me MORE cash 😀    I considered going to Bali, but the flights are just too long and if I’m going to be taking a long international flight again it’s going to be back HOME to the USA.   This is a pretty short direct flight to Thailand, so I’m very exciteddddd.    I was packing up My summer clothes to send back to USA when I thought … wait…  I should go someplace before I go back to the frozen tundra of winter.    I don’t plan to actually DO much except the Elephant Sanctuary.   I’m really planning on soaking in My outdoor bathtub and enjoying the humid heat for days at a time.    I can’t wait to show you My beautiful villa !!!

weakling sent $1000 to celebrate My accomplishment and also a new LV wallet, but I will have him order that when I get back home.   ag_owned sent $3000 for My little vacation.   he’s also pledged another 10k  ( and that total actually keeps going up – as now I’ve included My flight home business class ) that WILL be received asap into My hands.   weakling has also been keeping up with My beauty / shopping while Ive been in Seoul too.    weakling delivers his promises and loves My greed.   I’m sure he remembers vividly when I let him take Me shopping – paying and holding My bags and catering to ME and My best girl friend here.    HAHAHAHA I bet it gives him LIFE 😀     ag_owned has been pretty much keeping up with everything else — My shenanigans included 😀    the rest of the drive by’s and randoms haven’t been news worthy except for aussie admirer who I simply text and then $$$ shows up in My account.    I love that kind of relationship.  HAHAHAHAH.   dumb brit came by with 3-4 different tributes but then as usual jets and cries and runs away.     usually I would have time to deal with you dumb asses, but My time is precious in Seoul and I won’t waste it on YOU unless you’re somewhat worthy in My eyes.   Get with the program.   I dont pay — YOU do.

After I return from vacation within My vacation … I’ll be heading back home 3 weeks later.    These trips go by SOOO fast — it’s like time speeds up.   It’s been a MEMORABLE year that’s for sure.   I don’t think I’ll ever forget this year.   so much planning, excitement, anxiety and nerves.    I worried a lot … really for nothing … because everything went relatively smoothly !   As sad as I am to be leaving again — there are some things that I just miss.  bathtubs, dryers, garbage disposals, clean air, My car and MY DOGS.    things that I will miss in Korea is cheap taxi’s, ability to drink whenever and wherever, bathrooms everywhere,  walking the streets with so many people,  dog cafe’s,  mountains to hike,  korean skincare products, hyper shopping,  cheap ass botox ( omg SO cheap ) and MY friends.     but, it’s time to get back to My life at home.   I wonder what My next adventure will be ?   I want to buy an apartment here soon, maybe that will be the next project.   I know I won’t be back until at least mid May and maybe even fall, I don’t know yet, as I have things that are going on at home that are unfinished because I decided to do this dual thing, that definitely need My attention 😀

well that’s My update for now.   enjoy it bitch.